@Vilhelm: no, you looked like an ass. In real life as(s) well. Try to refrain from touching strangers in that way in the future and then cook up some phony story here or other places to put the blame on the victim of your desires. It might end badly. Take care now, son.
As(s) for the rest of you: fair point on the whatever thing it was we agreed upon. This is neither the time or the place, as(s) the poet had it.