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(taking a deep breath of now fouled air)
ahem…First let me just say, i am your official forum troll and by that you must all agree that i am the most awesome person ever to live and if not that; the most awesome person ever to log on to this rotting site, dont believe me? Read on! And also by reading this you agree that everything below is true and valid. Remember now i will not be back to knock down your misdirected posts of worship, hence the clausul.
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Now then when thats settled i had the misfortune of listening to the so called new and fancy “heavy metal fruitcake” album, and with very few words can i sum up the experience; pure and total fucking crocodile-shit, who ever decided to release this album, who even gave the permission to use such an idiotic name as “heavy metal fruit”, the hatred felt towards this so called new album is overwhelming, i have the urge to squash fruit with my asscheecks. (gay comments will only add to the akward sensation created by listening to this worthless piece of illegaly downloaded album, wich in turn brings me to my next point, read on bitches)
Who, but a small flock of beard growing old farts up in Norway would consider it a great idea to only release this album on a german site(no you say, i say shut the fuck up, i know perfectly well it will/would be released elsewhere on a later date), is the connection up in norway so lousy they do not consider the internet international? Are they trying to annoy people by using proxies and whatnot to manage the purchase. Do they try to avoid making money and in the process feeeeed(yes, feed as in great numbers) the downloads from illegal sites. But in all fairness; this is the thoughtproccess of someone who made this horrible album so i guess it makes sence! I want my precious kilobytes back!
I had to take a break from writing because i had seizure from listening to Starhammer and whilst lying the on the floor, uncounscious in a taking a shit like state i had a vision of seeing myself from above writing this post to scare the nightmare away, but it didnt help; i still feel like i’ve been raped. So now with a collapsed anus i am unable to continue this post(for obvious reasons), but it atleast felt good when everything came out at once…..Reminds me of something
“camp motorpsychohoi….Hanging on to the trip you accidently made in 1994, but never came close to again”
Anger management, anyone? You were never asked to become a member anyways… So jump off this trip if you really feel like it.
thanks geitkveit-bent! nice funny post :lol:
I really think every message board should have a dick like you
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